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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

supersize subs...

Being single has its own pros and cons. You are always happy - the biggest advantage. The con - you have to be health conscious and have a flat tummy if you have any intentions of not staying single. Based on the above assumption I made one of the toughest decisions in food. Not to eat in McDonalds hereafter. I would terribly miss those dollar menu items but had to let them go. Subway its going to be.. I told myself.

Eating at the subway makes you feel like a cow. They say everything is fresh and it is also uncooked. Chewing on those green leaves does really hurt your jaw. Its been almost two weeks and all my lunches have been at the subway and recently going to subway has become lot more fun than I thought. There is this one pleasant looking girl working at the subway near my house and I see to it that She prepares all my sandwiches. She is not all that beautiful but its hard to remember her face and makes you keep looking at her. And as usual looking into her eyes I get lost in my own dream world. So this is a typical healthy lunch conversation I have:

She: Hello, How are you?
My mind: ooffff blushin.. feelin shy..
My Mouth: err.. cud I have a 12 inch oven roasted chicken
Mind: you dumbass.. you were supposed to eat healthy and now u order a 12 inch..

She: What kind of bread?
Me: Honey oat..
Mind: Just using the chance to call her Honey..

She: Toasted?
Me: Yeah ( I can look at her for 30 more seconds..)

She then asks me list of all tat I want.. I nod my head to everything. Cheese? Yes.. ranch? yes.. Chips? Yes.. Drink? Yes.. Finally I carry a sandwich that like stuffed with everything in that shop and weighs over a pound or two. Finally she says "have a great day..." and thats the icing.. day is bound to be great.. everyday I go to the place for lunch with intention of callin her for dinner.. but you know how bad indian guys are when it comes to inviting a girl out..

So as of now.. I am eating the Supersize sub everyday.. and running 3 miles to burn all those calories down.. Mcdonalds was a easier option..

Cheers!!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Breaking ice..

I am going to start this blog like a million other bloggers do. "Its been quite sometime from my last blog...." Well why that delay or the break. Was I exhausted of my ideas or the so called cruising thoughts.. nooooo.. never is that gonna happen. Was I busy?? If you know me well you are proabably laughing now. I was the lazy ass sleeping all day and even too lazy to brush my teeth. Okay now I have to think why others took a break from blogging and some never came back. Why did that happen. I am sure they were not busy either. Most of the guys start writing blogs just to attract some girls and I am guessing those people have all got a "committed" status in orkut. Hey.. dare you think I blog for the same reason.. if you girls are interested.. I am sorry that you are going to be disappointed :)

OK now coming back to my blog.. I need a topic to write on something. When I was in Infy i was never exhausted of topics.. there was always something going around the cubeville of mine. No wonder you find so many corporate blogs these days. But now after having graduated from my masters things ve become a bit boring I shud say. Late night movies.. mid afternoon breakfasts.. an additional ten pound tummy.. have all made me more of a normal and a boring guy.. now i guess that makes me more qualified to get committed.

Well heres the simple deal. I dint have anything really to write on.. but hope to find something soon enough.. but this was just to break the silence and blabber something.. so lets end with a bunju dialogue.

I AM BACK!!!!


Cheers!!