Ladies First?

I have always disguised myself as one personal
councilor for all love issues for my friends. I do it
free of cost at a bar where I have couple of beers and
the client pays the bill. I have almost managed to
give a solution to all the problems I have faced but
the one I got today was different. A guy says the girl
proposed to her. What? How could that ever be
possible. I thought the rule of ladies first dint
apply to this place and some girl had broken that. And
if she had told him what was this guys problem and why
is he talking to me. I told him there is nothing to
worry and things are gonna fall in place for him and
returned home. All way back I was confused if I had
told him the right thing. I was not so sure. The only
way to find out would be to discuss it with another
girl.

I called up one of the few girls I talk to and
consider her to be smart. She hit me out of the blues.
She said I was wrong and it would never work out when
the girl proposes and these were her exact words.

"Girls are tough when it comes to falling in love but
are an easy prey when it comes to marraige. For the
guys its the other way round. A guy can fall in love
with 100 girls and still not marry one. A girl will
reject 100 love proposals but nod her head to anyone
who marries her."

Wow it was like sitting under a tree and getting all
the hidden secrets. I had never thought of anythin all
long from a girls point of view and had considered any
girls reaction to a guy as a RANDOM function of her
mood and the time of the day and the color of the
dress she is wearing.

Everything that looked random now made sense. I should
have known this long back that a guy looks for love
and girls looks to get married. No wonder all my
clients had a bad experience failing. I had made the
clients push their to the wrong side.

Now that I know the powerful secret I request all my
clients to come back and get things repaired through
another free councilin.

Cheers!!

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